10. Being mauled by a rabid Polar Bear, after taking 8 hits at an outside Gwar concert.

 9. Dieing of a brain anurizm while having sex with someone you hates mom drunk off of Ripple

 8. Being cut to peices while your still alive.............. by Martha Stewart 

 7. In your neighbors bath tub naked, full of blood, wrists slit, candles lit, listening to a David Hasselhoff Cd in reverse

 6. Drowning in a pool of dales sauce, hung upside down by your feet from the ceiling

 5. Getting shot, but shooting who shot you dead at the exact second you got shot

 4. Freezing to death, but then thawed in 200 years just to find out life sucks. then freezing to death again on purpose

 3. Choking on a really hot chicks pussy lip

 2. Getting hit by a car which causes a 113 car pile up where 666 people die....horribly

 1. Getting hit by a comet in your house while listening to the Bone Crackaz after you puffed a nugget filled L